谢谢你做我的朋友
Thank you for being a friend.
旅行数日后又重回此处
Traveled down the road and back again.
你的心是如此真诚
Your heart is true.
你是我的贴心好友
You're a pal and a confidante.
若你要开个派对
And if you threw a party.
邀请所有熟人到场
lnvited everyone you knew.
你将发现最好的礼物是我送出的
You would see the biggest gift would be from me.
贺卡上将会写着
And the card attached would say.
感谢你与我为友
“Thank you for being a friend"
黄金女郎 第三季 第十集
翻译：古镇少年
嗨妈 闻起来好香 这是什么?
Hi, Ma. Oh, something smells terrific. What is it?
意大利面酱 来尝尝
Spaghetti sauce. Here, have a taste.
嗯 很好吃
Mmm. Delicious.
好吃吗?这就是我和你父亲结婚的原因
Delicious? This is the reason your father and I got married.
姐妹们 你们知道我已经八天没约会了吗?
Girls, do you realize it has been eight days since I've had a date?
你知不知道我已经八天没…
Do you realize it's been eight days since I had...
妈
Ma, please.
不管是什么 别告诉别人
Whatever it is, keep it to yourself.
这是我的问题
That's my problem.
我不明白
I don't understand.
我好像不能像以前那样吸引那么多男人了
I just don't seem to be able to attract as many men as I used to.
也许已经都结束了
Maybe it's just the beginning of the end.
也许我这后半辈子都不会再有约会了
Maybe I'll never have another date again, as long as I live.
别傻了 你才不是这样呢 布兰琪
Don't be ridiculous. Not you, Blanche.
你说得对 刚才真是说笑了
You're right. I am being ridiculous.
如果有人再也没有约会 那可能就是你了
If anybody never has another date, it'll probably be you.
谢谢你 桃乐茜 我感觉好多了
Thank you, Dorothy. I feel so much better.
嗨 姐妹们
Hi, girls.
猜猜每周二和周四晚上
Guess what I'll be doing for three hours
这三个小时我要做什么？
every Tuesday and Thursday night?
剪断你的黑色连裤袜
Cutting up your black pantyhose
开演《阿莫斯和安迪》的木偶剧?
and putting on an Amos 'n Andy puppet show?
不 但这是个好主意
No, but what a great idea.
太好了 现在你每周三都有事可做了
Terrific, now you have something to do on Wednesdays.
好吧
Okey-dokey.
你们知道我在咨询中心想要升职吗?
Do you know that promotion I was up for at the counseling center?
除非我会说两种语言 否则我不能升职了
Well, I found out I can't have it unless I become bilingual.
哦不 亲爱的 别这样
Oh, no, honey, don't do that.
没有一份工作值得你和女人约会
No job is worth having to date women.
布兰琪 “双语者”指的是
Blanche, "bilingual" refers to a person
会说不止一种语言的人
who speaks more than one language.
哦!
Oh!
为什么我觉得是性向的问题?
Why'd I think it was something sexual?
所以我在夜校报了西班牙语班
That's why I signed up for a Spanish class at night school.
这是个好主意
That's a wonderful idea.
男人上夜校 聪明的男人
Men go to night school. Smart men.
没有什么比一个聪明人更能让我兴奋的了
And nothing turns me on more than a smart man.
除非是个笨手笨脚的帅哥
Unless maybe it's a stupid man with good hands.
萝丝 我也要去
Rose, count me in.
-晚饭准备好了 -我们要吃什么?
- Dinner's ready. - What are we having?
-意大利面 -意大利菜?
- Spaghetti. - Italian food?
不 萝丝 是披着意大利红酱外衣的中国菜
No, Rose, actually it's Chinese food wearing a Marinara suit.
我去开门
I'll get it.
既然我要学西班牙语
Now that I'm taking Spanish,
我要让自己完全沉浸在西语的文化氛围中
I'm gonna totally immerse myself in the culture.
从现在开始 我只说西班牙语
From now on, I'm only speaking Spanish.
我吃西班牙菜 穿西班牙的衣服
I'm eating Spanish food, I'm wearing Spanish clothes,
而且我还在认真地从
and I'm re-reading the covers of my Julio Iglesias albums
胡里奥·伊格莱西亚斯专辑封面上认字
really, really carefully.
桃乐茜 斯坦要见你
Dorothy, Stan's here to see you.
嗨 大家好
Hi, everybody.
抱歉打扰你们吃饭了
Sorry to barge in on your meal.
没关系的 你想吃意大利面吗?
It's all right. Would you like some spaghetti?
-很好吃 -是你做的吗?
- It's delicious. - Did you make it?
-不是 -那我就来点
- No. - I'd love some.
你来这里有什么事吗 还是想蹭饭 ?
Are you here for a reason or did you come for free food?
妈 拜托 他是客人
Ma, please, the man is a guest in our home.
你到底想要干什么 斯坦利?
What the hell do you want, Stanley?
看来国税局
Well, it seems the IRS
在我的纳税申报单上发现了一些不符之处
found a few discrepancies in my tax returns.
所以我想我们可能有点小问题
So I think we may have a slight problem.
斯坦利 我们都分开那么久了
Stanley, we have not been together for a long time.
你的纳税申报单是你的问题
Your tax return is your problem.
不完全是 他们决定再检查一遍报税表
Not exactly. They've decided to go over the returns
几年前 我们还是夫妻
for the last few years, and a few years ago, we were married.
宝贝 恐怕我们要被审计了
Babe, I'm afraid we're being audited.
怎么啦？
What?
-他说"宝贝 恐怕…" -我听到了 萝丝
- He said, "Babe, I'm afraid..." - I heard him, Rose!
放松点 桃乐茜 有时候他们只是随机审查
Just relax, Dorothy, sometimes they just randomly audit people.
这并不意味着有问题
It doesn't mean there's a problem.
是有个问题
There's a problem.
哦那太糟糕了 把肉丸递给我
Oh, that's too bad. Pass the meatballs.
桃乐茜 这都是我的错
Dorothy, I take total blame for this.
我知道这很倒霉 但无论发生什么 我们得一起面对
I know it's a bummer, but no matter what comes down,
we're in this together.
在重新整理好我们的共有财产之前
I won't know till we reconstruct our finances,
我们可能得补一小笔税款
but I figure we probably have to pay a small fee.
听起来没那么糟
That doesn't sound so bad.
不然我们会被判入狱
Unless we get a prison term.
别担心 我明天晚上过来
Don't worry, I'll come by tomorrow night,
我们坐下来仔细检查一下所有的票据
we'll sit down and go over all the receipts.
-把…-我才不管你
- Pass the... - I will not.
现在滚吧 斯坦利
Now get out, Stanley.
冷静点 我也可以不加糖吃
Calm down. I can eat it plain.
好了 我得走了 明晚见
Well, gotta go now. See you tomorrow night.
我不敢相信发生的这破事
I can't believe this is happening.
我们婚后的整个生活中 我对钱都很小心
Our whole married life, I was so careful about money.
斯坦利那会一直把手放在饼干罐里
And all the time, Stanley had his hand in the cookie jar.
在过去 维京人会砍下你的手
In the olden days, the Vikings would cut off your hand
如果他们抓到你偷东西
if they caught you stealing.
如果他们发现你撒谎 会把你的舌头割下来的
They'd cut out your tongue if they caught you lying.
如果他们发现你非法入侵 会把你的脚砍下来的
They'd cut off your feet if they caught you trespassing.
可惜斯坦搞大你肚子的时候没有维京人
Too bad there wasn't a Viking around when Stan knocked you up.
Buenos días,Dorotheo?
这在西班牙语里是"你好 桃乐茜"的意思
That means "Hello Dorothy" in Spanish.
你真的掌握了这门语言 是吧?
You've really taken command of the language, haven't you?
意思是“是的”
Si. That means "yes."
萝丝 如果我闭上眼睛 我感觉我在厄瓜多尔
Gee, Rose, if I closed my eyes, I'd swear I was in Ecuador.
对不起 是我放的
Sorry, that was me.
好了 萝丝 我准备好上课了
Okay, Rose, I'm ready for class.
你看起来像是要去参加鸡尾酒会
You look like you're going to a cocktail party.
是啊 露太多胸了
Sí,mucho mucho bazumas.
谢谢你 亲爱的
Well, gracias, honey.
嗨 是我 斯坦
Hi, it's me, Stan.
请进 你带垃圾来真是想得太周到了
Come on in. Oh, so thoughtful of you to bring garbage.
这些是我的税单 我们的未来在这个袋子里
These are my tax receipts. Our future is in this bag.
真好啊
How appropriate.
-嗨 姑娘们 -嗨 斯坦
- Hi, girls. - Hi, Stan.
布兰琪 你穿这件衬衫真好看
Blanche, you look great in that blouse.
胸脯是新做的吗?我是说……
Are those new? I mean...
衣服新的吗?
Is that new?
斯坦利 你真坏
Stanley, you naughty boy.
上次有人打你屁股是什么时候?
When was the last time somebody gave you a spanking?
在拉斯维加斯
Vegas.
快点 布兰琪 我们可不想迟到
Come on, Blanche, we don't wanna be late.
哦 该死 我老是忘了
Oh, darn, I keep forgetting.
我不应该说英语
I'm not supposed to speak English.
会说两种语言真的让我很困惑
Being bilingual really gets me confused.
密封塑料袋也会让你困惑
Ziploc bags get you confused.
-再见 姑娘们 -再见
- See you girls later. - Adiós.
索菲亚 你看起来比以前年轻多了
Sophia, you look younger than ever.
谢谢你 斯坦
Thank you, Stan.
你戴的假发真漂亮
That's a beautiful toupee you're wearing.
现在咱俩都胡说八道了
There, now we're both liars.
好了 斯坦 我们快点搞定吧
Okay, Stan, let's get this over with.
好吧 这是一份纳税申报表
Yeah, well, okay, here's a copy of the tax return.
我们得逐一检查每一个款项
We'll go over each deduction individually
并附上收据
and document it with a receipt.
好吧
Okay.
这是什么鬼东西?
What the hell is this?
哦 呃 那个…这是生意上的损失
Oh, uh, that... It's a business loss.
-我做了一个糟糕的投资 -什么投资?
- I made a bad investment. - What investment?
你从没告诉过我你在投资
You never told me you were investing.
其实我没打算这么做 但是…
Well, I actually wasn't planning to, but...
我一看到它就知道它能赚钱
I knew this was a money maker the minute I laid eyes on it.
我说的是领带围嘴 宝贝
I'm talking tie bibs, babe.
领带围嘴
Tie bibs.
是的 戴在领带上的小围兜
Yeah. Little bibs that fit over your necktie.
你出去吃午饭 不用担心弄脏你的领带
You go out to lunch, you don't worry about staining your tie.
这是一个多么棒的点子啊
It's a perfect gift, a great idea.
最棒的是 从来没有人想到过这一点
And the best part was, no one else had ever thought of it.
直到今天 我都不知道为什么我不能卖掉它们
To this day, I don't know why I couldn't sell them.
你听说过餐巾纸吗 斯坦利?
Did you ever hear of napkins, Stanley?
我是没能上《财富》杂志的封面
Hey. So I didn't make the cover of Fortune.
我只是想做点什么来改善我们的关系
I was just trying to do something to make things better for us.
我们所有的朋友都搬走了
All our friends were moving up,
而我们只能去帕卢卡维尔
and we were stuck with a one-way ticket to Palookaville.
我想出人头地 宝贝
I wanted to be someone, babe.
我也想争出一片天地
I wanted to be a contender.
斯坦利 你是刚租的《码头风云》吗?
Stanley, did you just rent On the Waterfront?
1954年马龙·白兰度主演的电影
你太了解我了
You know me so well.
不 我不了解
No, I don't.
2500美元的礼品收款是怎么回事?
What is this $2500 deduction for a gift?
这是买钻戒的收据
This is a receipt for the diamond ring
是你在我们结婚38周年纪念日送我的
that you gave me on our 38th wedding anniversary.
我知道
I know.
你为我花了2500美元?
You spent $2500 on me?
是的 我想过了38年 你应该得到一些重要的东西
Yeah. Figured after 38 years, you deserve something major.
我知道我们有分歧
Listen, I know we've had our differences,
但关键时刻你总是支持我
but you've always stuck by me when it really counted.
我会因此永远爱你
I'll always love you for that.
哦 谢谢你 斯坦利
Oh, thank you, Stanley.
斯坦利 一辆雪佛兰和
Stanley, what are all these deductions
一个租来的车库要扣多少钱
for a Corvette and a rented garage?
桃乐茜 别生气
Dorothy, don't get mad.
想打也别打我
And don't hit me if you do.
我瞒着你买了辆雪佛兰
I kind of bought a Corvette without telling you.
你没告诉我就买了辆车?
You bought a car without telling me?
我正在经历中年危机
I was going through a mid-life crisis.
我也是 我烫了个发 还练了爵士健身操
So was I. I gave myself a perm and took up Jazzercise.
你没告诉我就买了辆车?
You bought a car without telling me?
我该怎么解释呢?
How can I explain it?
当我坐在方向盘后面时 吸引了很多注意力
When I sat behind the wheel, people noticed me.
人们注意到了我
People paid attention.
那辆车吸引了很多小妞
That car was a chick magnet.
行吧斯坦利 赶紧给我出去
That is it, Stanley. That's it. Get out.
滚出我家 滚出我的生活
Get out of my house. Get out of my life.
那审计呢?
What about the audit?
我们可能会陷入麻烦 我们可能会进监狱
We can get into trouble. We could wind up in jail.
那好极了 我要就是要你进监狱
Good, good. I want you to go to jail.
我要找一个叫布巴的秃顶囚犯
And I want a big bald convict named Bubba
选你做他的女朋友
to pick you for his girlfriend.
桃乐茜 你才不会这么狠
Dorothy, you don't mean that.
我不敢吗 这都是你的错
The hell I don't. This is all your fault.
听着 这事怪谁不重要
Look, it doesn't matter who's to blame here.
我们是一条船上的 如果你不想合作
We're in this together. If you don't wanna cooperate,
-你会伤害到你自己的
- you're gonna be hurting yourself.
-你说得对 我更恨你
- You're right. And I hate you for it.
怎么这么吵?
What's all the racket?
哦 没什么 我真想杀了斯坦
Oh, nothing. I could just murder Stan.
他没告诉我就买了辆雪佛兰
He bought a Corvette without telling me.
有什么可抱怨的?
Why are you complaining?
你父亲也瞒着我做了一些事
Your father did things without telling me.
不然你以为我是怎么怀上你弟弟菲尔的?
How do you think I got pregnant with your brother Phil?
记住 我会处理一切 我干过推销
Just remember, I'll handle everything. I'm a salesman.
我擅长打交道 我知道该怎么做
I deal with people. I know what I'm doing.
闭嘴 斯坦利
Shut up, Stanley.
放松 一旦我们进去了
Mellow out. Once we get in there,
我们必须在心理上控制住自己
we have to exercise psychological control.
-所以我才穿这身西装 -你让我恶心
- That's why I'm wearing this suit. - You make me sick.
大家都知道好人穿白色
Hey, everyone knows good guys wear white.
这套西装在潜意识里告诉审计员我是个好人
This suit subliminally tells the auditor I'm a good guy.
看着你我都想吐了
I could vomit just looking at you.
兹博纳克先生和太太 请到我办公室来
Mr. And Mrs. Zbornak, step into my office, please.
看我施展我的魔法 宝贝
Watch me work my magic, babe.
下午好 我是温德尔·默里 我将负责你们的审计
Good afternoon. I am Wendell Murray.
I'll be conducting your audit.
见到你很高兴 我是桃乐茜·兹博纳克
Nice to meet you. I'm Dorothy Zbornak.
这是我前夫 斯坦利
This is my ex-husband, Stanley.
温德尔
Wendell.
老伙计
Paisan.
我们要进监狱了
We're going to jail.
你叫我什么?
What did you call me?
在他回答之前 让我重申一下
Before he answers that, let me reiterate,
我们俩已经离婚了
we are bitterly divorced.
放松 桃乐茜
Relax, Dorothy.
温德尔 我叫你老伙计
Wendell, I called you "paisan."
朋友 兄弟的头型
Friend, brother of the scalp.
恕我冒昧说一句
If I may get philosophical for one moment,
我一直认为秃顶的男人就像少数民族一样
I've always believed we bald men are like any other minority.
-我们要团结在一起 -你说谁秃头?
- That's why we have to stick together. - Who you calling bald?
没有人说
Nobody, nobody.
闭嘴 把头发戴好
Just shut up and put your hair on.
是的亲爱的 温德尔 如果我可以叫你温德尔的话
Yes, dear. Wendell, if I may call you Wendell,
我说过我是彩虹联盟的成员吗?
did I mention that I'm a member of the Rainbow Coalition?
兹博纳克先生 太太 容我提醒你们
Mr. And Mrs. Zbornak, may I remind you
作为国税局的一名雇员
that as an employee of the IRS,
我唯一的责任就是确保政府
it is my sole obligation to see that the government
能收取到应得的税款
gets all the money it has coming to it?
-我打赌你会做得很好 -谢谢 然而
- And I'll bet you do a fine job of it. - Thank you. However,
这事跟我个人没有任何关系 明白了吗?
I have no personal stake in this whatsoever. Is that understood?
-哦 是的 -当然 伙计
- Oh, yes. Yes. - You bet, my man.
那就少废话了 伙计
Then cut the crap, paisan.
伙计们 我做这份工作已经快四年了
You know, folks, I've been at this job almost four years now,
在从业的这段时间里 我可以诚实地说
and in that short time I can honestly say
我从未见过如此笨拙 愚蠢的方法
I have never seen such an inept,
clumsy, downright stupid attempt
来避免缴纳所得税
to avoid paying income tax.
谢谢 真是受益良多啊
Thanks. That means a lot coming from you.
我得实话说 这样算下来我也很惊讶
I can also honestly say that I'm amazed the way this lays out,
你只欠很少的钱
you only owe a small amount.
-你开玩笑吧 -当然不是 欠5000美元
- You're kidding. - No. $5000.
5000美元……我们可没那么多钱
$5000... We don't have that kind of money.
山姆大叔(政府)不喜欢听到这些
Uncle Sam doesn't like to hear that.
桃乐茜阿姨也不喜欢说这个
Aunt Dorothy doesn't enjoy saying it.
我们希望你们每个人在30天内拿出2500美元
We'll expect you each to cough up $2500 in 30 days.
如果我们做不到呢?
What if we can't?
我们会扣押和冻结你的银行账户 财产和工资
We'll put a lien on your bank accounts, property, and your salaries.
如果还是不够 我们就只能把你关起来了
And if that doesn't work, we'll just have to incarcerate you.
我的天啊 我们要进监狱了
Oh, my God. We're going to jail.
对了 斯坦利
That's right, Stanley.
记得告诉我你和布巴婚礼的瓷器是在哪设计的
Please, let me know where you and Bubba register for your china.
萝丝 亲爱的 你怎么还没睡?
Rose, honey, what are you still doing up?
准备我的西班牙语考试
Studying for my Spanish test.
就像我认识的其他人一样都在复习
Like somebody else I know should be.
不要过度劳累 给
Don't strain yourself. Here.
布兰琪 这是考试的答案
Blanche, these are the answers to the test.
你从哪儿弄来的?
Where did you get these?
我让你猜一猜
I'll give you one guess.
你和老师上床了
You slept with the teacher.
我当然没有和老师上床
Of course I didn't sleep with the teacher.
这几天你可别跟别人瞎说
You have to be very careful these days.
我答应过他 如果他给我答案我就跟他上床
I promised I would if he gave me the answers.
我称之为“安全调戏”
I call it "safe-teasing."
那你就拿回去吧
Well, you can just have them back.
我这辈子只作弊过一次
I've only cheated once in my life.
-我发誓我再也不会这么做了 -无法承受负罪感?
- I vowed I'd never do it again. - Couldn't handle the guilt?
不 我被抓到了
No, I got caught.
那是我这辈子最糟糕的经历
Oh, it was the worst experience of my whole life.
整个圣奥拉夫都被这事震惊了
St. Olaf was rocked by the scandal.
你做了什么 在饲料店少找别人钱吗?
What'd you do, shortchange somebody down at the feed store?
更糟
Worse.
我给我心爱的小羊羔哈兰喂过BB弹
I fed BB's to my prize lamb, Harlan,
这样他在县里集市上称重就会更重了
so he'd weigh in heavier at the county fair.
我的天啊 萝丝 你晚上怎么睡得着?
Oh, my God, Rose. How do you sleep at night?
我知道这是不对的 但我想赢得第一名
I knew it was wrong all along, but I wanted to win first prize.
如果哈兰能再多坚持一段时间我就赢了
And I would have if Harlan could have held it just a little longer.
你错过了一段经典故事
Boy, did you just miss a real gem.
可怜的桃乐茜 你怎么又起来了?
Poor Dorothy, what are you doing up again?
我睡不着 每次我闭上眼睛
I can't sleep. Every time I close my eyes,
我看到政府的人在翻我的钱包
I see Uncle Sam going through my purse.
担心欠政府的钱吗?
Worried about the money you owe the government?
不 布兰琪 我担心迈克尔·杰克逊是否
No, Blanche, I'm worried about whether Michael Jackson
能买到象人的遗骸
will be able to buy the remains of the Elephant Man.
真的吗?天啊 我还是担心钱的事
Really? Gee, I'd be worried about the money.
这里有人睡觉吗?
Does anyone around here ever go to bed?
我睡不着 妈妈
I can't sleep, Ma.
我无心上班 吃不下饭
I can't work, I can't eat.
我所能做的就是考虑如何筹集剩下的钱
All I can do is think about how I'm gonna raise the rest
2500美元这部分
of that 2500 bucks.
-真希望我也有 小宝贝 -我知道妈
- I wish I had it, pussycat. - Oh, I know, Ma.
如果你有 你会给我的
If you had it, you'd give it to me.
别理解错了 我说"我希望我也有"
Don't put words in my mouth. I said, "I wish I had it."
我存了一点钱 桃乐茜
I've put away a little money, Dorothy.
但是这还远远不够 不过可以帮助你一点
It's not nearly enough, but you're welcome to it.
噢 萝丝
Oh, Rose.
我可以借你几百元
I could lend you a couple of hundred.
我本打算把钱花在我去巴哈马的游轮上
I'd planned on putting it toward my cruise to the Bahamas,
-管他呢 -谢谢 姑娘们
- but what the heck? - Oh, thank you, girls.
我就买几盘哈利·贝拉方特的磁带吧
I'll just buy a couple of Harry Belafonte tapes.
我真的很感激
I really appreciate this.
在晾衣绳下扭一扭
And limbo under the clothesline.
-但我不能接受 -好呢
- But I can't accept it. - Okay.
我只有2500的一半
I only have half of the 2500.
既然我没有资格申请银行贷款
And since I don't qualify for a bank loan,
我得卖掉我的一些东西
I'm just gonna have to sell some of my stuff.
等下 我的女儿才不会出去卖
Hold it. No daughter of mine is selling her stuff.
这是罪过 面对现实吧 桃乐茜
It's a sin, it's a crime, and let's face it, Dorothy,
你不能卖你自己啊
lately you can't give it away.
妈 我在说卖掉我的一些东西
Ma, I'm talking about selling some of my belongings.
我给几家当铺打了电话
I called a couple of pawn shops
我明天去看看
and I'm gonna check them out tomorrow.
我很擅长讨价还价 我和你一起去
I'm wonderful at bargaining. I'll go with you.
-我也去 -谢谢你们
- Me, too. - Oh, thanks, girls.
哦……我真不敢相信会发生这种事
Oh... You know, I can't believe this is happening.
我一直都很注意自己的财务状况
I was so careful about my finances all my life.
我以为现在我有了安全感
I thought that by now I'd have some sort of security.
现在我却身无分文
And here I am, flat broke.
我明白你的意思
I know what you mean.
我从来没想过我在这个年纪还单身工作
I never dreamt I'd be single and working at this age.
我从没想过我能到这个年纪
I never dreamt I'd be this age.
姑娘们 让我告诉你们最重要的三件事
Let me tell you girls the three most important things
我从生活学到的
I learned about life.
第一:要紧紧抓住你的朋友
Number one: Hold fast to your friends.
第二 根本就没有安全感这回事
Number two: There's no such thing as security.
第三点:不要去拜伊什塔尔
And number three: Don't go see Ishtar.
美索不达米亚女神 象征战争和性爱
姑娘们 听着
Now girls, listen.
听我说
Listen.
记住 要达成交易就是我们要先报价
Remember, the way to make a deal is we state our price,
坚持我们的立场 再解开衣服另一颗扣子
stick to our guns, and undo another button on our blouses.
布兰琪 这太荒唐了
Blanche, that is ridiculous.
解开我上衣的扣子也不会谈到很好的价格
Unbuttoning my blouse is not gonna get us a better deal.
你说得对 别解开你的
You are absolutely right. Don't touch yours.
萝丝和我会解开我们的扣子
Rose and I will unbutton ours.
你好 姑娘们
Buenos días,Señorita.
嗨
Hi.
你好啊
Buenos días.¿Cómo estás?
交出你所有的钱
Hermoso todo tu dinero.
求你了 别伤害我 钱随便拿
Please, don't hurt me, just take my money.
我很抱歉 我想我把动词用错了
I'm sorry. I think I got my verbs mixed up.
谢天谢地 女士
Thanks a lot, lady.
那么 你想要什么?
So, what do you want?
我想典当一些东西
I would like to pawn a few things.
-你这里有很多东西 -是的
- You got a lot of things here. - Yeah.
那么 这些能值多少钱?
So, uh, how much will you give me?
这些东西100美元
$100 for everything.
-哦 -等一下
- Oh. - Wait a minute.
先生!你怎么能这么不识货呢
Sir! I am shocked at your insensitivity.
这可不是一个普通的水壶
May I point out to you that this is no ordinary pitcher?
这个水壶是她的曾曾祖母在大洋彼岸
This pitcher was carried thousands of miles
从几千英里外运过来
across the ocean by her great-great-grandmother.
一个来到这个国家寻求更好生活的女人
A woman who came to this country in search of a better life,
历史上数以百万计的移民也是如此
as have done millions of immigrants throughout history.
这个水壶是自由的象征
Why, this pitcher is a symbol of freedom.
这个大水壶可是自由的象征
This pitcher is a symbol of liberty.
这个大水壶是中国制造的
This pitcher was made in Taiwan.
行吧 可能是在埃利斯岛的礼品店买的
Well! Maybe they stopped off at the Ellis Island gift shop.
重点是 这个水壶值得
The point is, this pitcher is worth
一大笔钱
a considerable amount of money.
女士 这个故事比这水壶更有意思
Lady, that story is worth more than the pitcher.
事实上 除了你戴的戒指
In fact, except for the ring that you are wearing,
你带来的东西都一文不值
nothing that you brought in here is worth anything.
-戒指多少钱? -800美元
- How much for the ring? - $800.
哦 我不能把这个当掉
Oh, I couldn't pawn this.
-900美元 -当掉吧 桃乐茜
- $900. - Take it, Dorothy.
不 我不能
No, I couldn't, it...
这是斯坦给过我的唯一一件好东西
This is the only nice thing that Stan ever gave me.
-1000美元 -这也是唯一有价值的东西
- $1000. - It's also the only valuable thing.
-给他吧 -不行
- Hock it. - I can't.
1200美元 我最后的报价
$1200. My final offer.
不 这可不能卖
No, this isn't for sale.
我是说 有些东西是无价的 我…
I mean, there are some things that have no price. I...
这对我来说意义重大
This means a lot to me.
这是我丈夫在结婚38年后送给我的
My husband gave it to me after 38 years of marriage.
结婚38年后 他还甩了你
And after 38 years of marriage, he also dumped you
为了一个23岁的空姐
for a 23-year-old stewardess
大腿结实 胸部挺拔
with firm thighs and perky breasts.
这戒指是你的了 大兄弟
You got yourself a ring, muchacho.
-嗨 桃乐茜 -嗨
-Hi Dorothy. - Hi.
你们俩在这儿干什么?我以为你有西班牙语课
What are you two doing here? I thought you had Spanish class.
我们有 但我们不去了 我们退出了
We do but we're not going. We dropped out.
你在咨询中心的晋升怎么样了?
What about your promotion at the counseling center?
我现在不考虑这事了
Oh, I can just forget about that.
挪威人的西班牙语是出了名的差
Norwegians are notoriously bad at Spanish.
我猜这就是为什么没有鲱鱼玉米卷的原因
I guess that's why there are no herring tacos.
这就是在浪费我的时间
And it was a big waste of my time.
那里只有一个帅哥
There was only one cute guy there.
他一直在笔记本上写"肯尼"这个名字
And he kept doodling the name "Kenny" in his notebook.
-你好 桃乐茜 -请进
- Hi, Dorothy. - Come on in.
我去拿我那一半钱的支票
I have the check for my half of the money.
-嗨 姑娘们 -嗨 斯坦
- Hi, girls. - Hi, Stan.
嗨 斯坦 你的假发呢?
Hi, Stan. Where's your hair?
哦 该死的 我就不该打开天窗
Oh, damn. I never should have opened that sunroof.
这周我不宜出门
This just isn't my week.
给你
Here you go.
谢谢 桃乐茜 听着
Thanks, Dorothy. Uh, Dorothy, uh, listen.
我…对这一切我真的很抱歉
I, um... I'm really sorry about all of this.
都是我的错
It's all my fault.
来
Here.
给你个小礼物
A little something for you.
我的戒指
My ring.
我不想让你卖掉它 不应该是这样的
I didn't want you to sell it. Not like this.
-你怎么知道的?-你出去的时候我打来过电话
- How did you know? - I called while you were out.
索菲亚告诉我发生了什么事
Sophia told me what happened, so I went and bought it back.
所以我去把它买回来了
斯坦利 你没必要这么做
Stanley, you didn't have to do that.
我想这么做 桃乐茜
I wanted to do it, Dorothy.
因为 不管发生什么 你仍然是最棒的
Because, in spite of everything, you're still the best.
我要哭了
I think I'm gonna cry.
亲爱的 别这样 你的眼睛会变得很大
Honey, don't do that. Your eyes will get all beady,
你的鼻子会像卡尔·马尔登一样肿起来
and your nose will swell up like Karl Malden.
等等 如果你把戒指买回来
Wait a minute, if you bought the ring back,
你是怎么弄到这笔钱的?
how did you come up with the money?
卖掉了雪佛兰
Sold the Corvette.
-不是吧 -是真的 很难过
- You didn't. - Yeah, it was tough.
我很喜欢那台车
I had great times with that car,
但我和你在一起的时光要重要得多
but the times I had with you were a hell of a lot more important.
哦 斯坦利 我很抱歉
Oh, Stanley. I'm so sorry.
我也是
Me too.
我想我变成了我最害怕的成为的人:
I guess I became what I always feared most:
又一个开丰田车的中年秃头
Another middle-aged bald guy who drives a Toyota.
哦 斯坦利 这……
Oh, Stanley, this...
这是别人为我做过的最好的事
This is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
亲爱的 萝丝
Rose, honey.
我们去酒吧看看能不能认识几个男人 走
Let's go down to Riley's and see
if we can meet some men. Come on.
-走吧 -好
- Come on. - Okay.
如果你走的是比斯坎大道 路上注意看看我假发
If you're taking Biscayne Blvd., keep an eye out for my hair.
真是把它从火坑里救了出来 对吧宝贝?
We, um, really pulled it out of the fire, didn't we, babe?
当然了
We sure did.
感觉真好 你和我 再次成为一个团队
It felt nice, you and me, working as a team again.
感觉确实不错
It did feel nice.
让我想起了我们刚结婚的时候
Reminds me of when we were first married.
我们确实有过一些愉快的时光
We sure had some good times.
既然我来了 你就看在过去的份上
So, as long as I'm here, what do you say, for old time's sake,
咱俩去床上吧?
you wanna go to bed?
桃乐茜 放开我 只是开个玩笑
Dorothy! Dorothy, let go, it was a joke.
你弄疼我了 你真的弄疼我了
You're hurting me. You're really hurting me.
翻译：古镇少年